Chicago has mo joe!

The amount of Joe's in my daily routine is impressive considering I didn't really know any Joe's in Iowa.

My boss = Joe
My bf's boss = Joe
My bf's brother = Joe
My co-worker's bf = Joe

Pretty much all conversations consist of "your Joe or my Joe?" or "Boss Joe or Bro Joe?"

Honorable Mentions:
My work's skid-moving machine = Big Joe
Cool new grocery store I shop = Trader Joe's
Local Grocery Store/Fruit Market = Joe Caputo & Sons Fruit Market